Know Your State's Motto ?

SCREWING DAVE NOW. LOL! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

The fella walked up to THE most exclusive bordello in the entire state. He tried the door, but found it locked. He knocked, and a little window in the door opened up and the most beautiful face he'd ever seen appeared.
"can I help you?; she asked in a sultry voice.
"Well yeah- I wanna get screwed!" he answered.
"It's a hundred dollars" she informed him.
Sure it would be worth it, he handed her two fifties. The window closed, and the fella waited anxiously for her to open the door. And waited...and waited...Finally he knocked again. The window opened and the same beautiful face appeared, and the same sultry voice said, "can I help you?"
He said, "yeah, I WANT to get SCREWED!"
"What- again?"

baaahahahahahahahaha... Good one! Sounds like sometin' I'd do ..rofl

someone asked me the other day if i smoked after sex- i told 'em "Don't know-never looked..."

and the Communistwealth of Vagina's motto is-

"BE READY TO BE SCREWED IN ALL AFFAIRS...CIVIL; PERSONAL AND WHATEVER."

ALSO "THANK YOU FOR SMOKING"

BAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]